
Welcome to the blog series, “Well That’s Just Jewish Thinking” hosted by the kid who always thought he could slam that one hot Jew girl from class. Sup Shelby. During
Welcome to the blog series, “Well That’s Just Jewish Thinking” hosted by the kid who always thought he could slam that one hot Jew girl from class. Sup Shelby. During
As I sit here typing this still fucking wasted from last night with all of the regrets in the world and my car 25 miles away from me, I have
Step 1: Stop ruining your family’s lives. Once again I must drive eons to Canada because my Step Mother would much rather experience Apartheid than take the safest mode of
Growing up as a kid in the United States you are told plenty of lies, like the existence of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc. But is
I have been thinking about it for as long as I can remember. Where did it go? A simple question maybe to most but finding this truth has become
The first of my many weird takes and probably gonna be the least popular but im ALL IN on soggy cereal. I fucking love crushing mushy ass milk infused cereal
It wasn’t too long ago when twitter was place where the sun was shining, the sky was blue, the rivers were flowing with fine wine and you could tweet any
Picture this, you’re going about your mediocre day, the sun is shining and you’re inside scrolling through Instagram for 20th time in 15 minutes. There’s definitely no way your below
As I’m sweating in bed next to my passed out girlfriend who’s taking her post 4th of July day drink nap it dawned on me, summer fucking sucks. Yea I
Good day everyone, I have finally decided to give the people what they didn’t want, and didn’t know they needed. I am taking the few talents that I have to