Colin Powell Promoted To Secretary Of State Of Hell
On October 18th, General Colin Powell accepted the position of Secretary of State under his long-time friend, Lucifer. The two Continue reading Colin Powell Promoted To Secretary Of State Of Hell
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Jackson Mahomes Announces Cemetery Dance Tour
On Sunday, Tik Tok star Jackson Mahomes was kind enough to christen Sean Taylor’s number 21 memorial with a celebratory Continue reading Jackson Mahomes Announces Cemetery Dance Tour
Should You Get The COVID-19 Vaccine?
When Pfizer announced last month that they developed a COVID-19 vaccine, everyone on the internet did exactly what you thought Continue reading Should You Get The COVID-19 Vaccine?
Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Worst Thing Of All Time?
The Holocaust, 9/11, Apartheid, the AIDs epidemic, spending $300 at Fire Island –to many, these are just buzz words, but Continue reading Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Worst Thing Of All Time?
Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Most Badass Thing Of All Time?
Unless you live under a rock, or you don’t watch football, you have probably heard the news by now, that Continue reading Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Most Badass Thing Of All Time?
The Canceled Avengers
Hello again everybody, with ‘Avengers: Endgame’ being re-released in theaters, I decided to come up with a pretty neat re-imagining Continue reading The Canceled Avengers
Only 90’s Kids Remember
“Remember The Alamo”, “Remember 9/11” , “Remember The Titans”, “Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends”, — Continue reading Only 90’s Kids Remember
Would You Fuck Ted Bundy?
Hello again everyone, it’s been “a minute” as the kids would say since I have posted anything. I have no Continue reading Would You Fuck Ted Bundy?
Has ISIS Fell Off?
*Disclaimer: ISIS, if you somehow find this and take offense, please don’t cut my head off* It wasn’t too long Continue reading Has ISIS Fell Off?
Movie Trailer Roundup (10-03-18)
Good day everyone, I’m starting a new segment every Friday(or in the case of today, Wednesday), where I’m going to Continue reading Movie Trailer Roundup (10-03-18)