Colin Powell Promoted To Secretary Of State Of Hell
On October 18th, General Colin Powell accepted the position of Secretary of State under his long-time friend, Lucifer. The two Continue reading Colin Powell Promoted To Secretary Of State Of Hell
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Jackson Mahomes Announces Cemetery Dance Tour
On Sunday, Tik Tok star Jackson Mahomes was kind enough to christen Sean Taylor’s number 21 memorial with a celebratory Continue reading Jackson Mahomes Announces Cemetery Dance Tour
SantaCon 2020 CANCELLED
This week, the North Pole laid some heavy news on us, this year’s SantaCon will be canceled. This not only Continue reading SantaCon 2020 CANCELLED
Are Short People the Most Oppressed People in Society?
Throughout history, there has been one demographic that has been notoriously more persecuted than the rest, short people. I challenge Continue reading Are Short People the Most Oppressed People in Society?
What’s Worse Than Being a Raider’s Fan?
Nothing. End of blog.
The Return of Cigs Indoors
And just like that, we’re back. For everyone wondering just where the fuck we went, I’ve got two words for Continue reading The Return of Cigs Indoors
GoT Takeaways: Ep. 1
The 2 year wait for the return of Game of Thrones has finally come to an end. Now, unless you’ve Continue reading GoT Takeaways: Ep. 1
Is New Jersey the Best State?
Let’s face it, New Jersey has always been the “Red-headed Step child” of the Tri-State area. Similar to a Red-head, Continue reading Is New Jersey the Best State?
Remember Pangaea?
It was a simpler time, it was a better time. Of course, I’m talking about between the years of 335million Continue reading Remember Pangaea?
Goodbye, “Jordan Year”
So long 23, Hello Mid-Twentie’s! As many of you may know, today, the 30th of January, is my 24th birthday. Continue reading Goodbye, “Jordan Year”