Jackson Mahomes Announces Cemetery Dance Tour

On Sunday, Tik Tok star Jackson Mahomes was kind enough to christen Sean Taylor’s number 21 memorial with a celebratory dance. Unsurprisingly, his elaborate dance moves immediately went viral and left many members of the “deceased” classification clamoring to witness him perform firsthand. Thankfully, the 21-year old is taking his talents to a graveyard near you. It’s rumored that Mahomes will start off the nationwide tour in Philadelphia to show the Founding Father’s just how far the country has come. A source close to Mahomes has also claimed that the stage will be erected right above the president Mahomes is named after, Andrew Jackson. Unfortunately, there’s no word on what the COVID protocols are to be just yet, but everybody’s dying to get in.

About Brandon Resta

Brandon Resta is a writer/podcaster. He attended the University of Tampa where he studied creative writing and film. Whilst attending college he won scholarships for his film criticism, and was the University of Tampa's Official Film Critic. Arguably his most impressive achievement to date is winning the superlative of "Class Complainer".