Colin Powell Promoted To Secretary Of State Of Hell

On October 18th, General Colin Powell accepted the position of Secretary of State under his long-time friend, Lucifer. The two have worked alongside for many years prior to this position, most notably during the Iraq war of the early 2000’s, but never have the two been this closely tied. Many inhabitants of the Underworld were reluctant upon the news, siting secularity as a primary concern, but in a fiery acceptance speech, Powell promised that it will be “business as usual.”

About Brandon Resta

Brandon Resta is a writer/podcaster. He attended the University of Tampa where he studied creative writing and film. Whilst attending college he won scholarships for his film criticism, and was the University of Tampa's Official Film Critic. Arguably his most impressive achievement to date is winning the superlative of "Class Complainer".