Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Most Badass Thing Of All Time?

Is Threatening To Punch Your GM The Most Badass Thing Of All Time?

Unless you live under a rock, or you don’t watch football, you have probably heard the news by now, that Oakland Raider’s star wide receiver Antonio Brown has been suspended by Raider’s GM Mike Mayock. The season has not even fucking started yet, and Antonio fucking Brown has already gave his team cancer. This is the guy that made Ben Roethlisberger, a known(alleged) rapist, look like Mister Rogers.

Apparently this started after the Raiders sent AB letters that he was being fined and AB posted the letters on social media stating “When your own team want to hate but there’s no stopping me now devil is a lie. Everyone got to pay this year so we clear.” First of all, this is just hilarious to post on Instagram before even playing one god damn game. I don’t even know what that sentence means, honestly, but I do know that it’s rad as hell.

But let’s get to the real sick as hell thing. After Mayock found out about this, him and AB got into a shouting altercation and Antonio Brown told his own general manager that he would hit him and then punted a ball at him and said “fine me for that.” That’s the fucking sickest thing that I have ever heard in my life. Do you know how many times I would have loved to say that to my boss? I can probably count on one hand –but that’s not the point. The point is — The only thing that would have more rad, is if AB actually hit him with the right hook.

Unfortunately for Antonio Brown, in reality, it does not seem like those were the wisest choice of words. He is now at risk to lose all $30 million of guaranteed money and will probably be on the hot seat all year(christ). In my expert opinion, he should have just retired when he wasn’t allowed to wear his leather helmet from The Great Depression. I’m not a fantasy football expert, but I would suggest not starting him for at least week one.

And also, can you imagine being my partner Brandon Resta aka BJ aka @mastic4life and still being a Raiders fan? I’d shoot myself in the fucking head on the fucking spot.