SantaCon 2020 CANCELLED
This week, the North Pole laid some heavy news on us, this year’s SantaCon will be canceled. This not only Continue reading SantaCon 2020 CANCELLED
Category Archives: Complaining
This Man Needs To Be Incarcerated
I am the poster-boy for a man who knows many things but is a master of nothing, but the only Continue reading This Man Needs To Be Incarcerated
Was Having To Write In Cursive The World’s Biggest Scam?
If you read this title and immediately started getting flashbacks to being tied up and tortured by Viet Cong, then Continue reading Was Having To Write In Cursive The World’s Biggest Scam?
Why You’re a Fucking Idiot For Trusting The Knicks
Well what a crazy unfolding of events in the latter half of today was. If you haven’t heard by now, Continue reading Why You’re a Fucking Idiot For Trusting The Knicks
Shut The Fuck Up, Dude (Pt.3)
After a few week hiatus from this segment, I decided that I must bring it back. Twitter has truly been Continue reading Shut The Fuck Up, Dude (Pt.3)
Sick People Shouldn’t Be Allowed in Public
After a long weekend of binge-drinking, it seems that I have begun to come down with a cold. Now, who’s Continue reading Sick People Shouldn’t Be Allowed in Public
People Who Do These Things Should Be Executed:
Throughout my 23 miserable years of life, I have come across a plethora of vile human beings. It’s true, I Continue reading People Who Do These Things Should Be Executed:
Does Thanksgiving Make People Prove That They Have The Clutch Gene?
Ah Thanksgiving, the holiday us Americans celebrate and give thanks to Christopher Columbus and his crew for slaughtering so many Continue reading Does Thanksgiving Make People Prove That They Have The Clutch Gene?
Pussification of America
In light of the growing amount of Internet outrage and other similar ongoings that can be seen daily on nearly Continue reading Pussification of America
How To Avoid Unavoidable Conversations During The Holidays
It seems to be that time of the year again, the holidays are here and I’m here today to discuss Continue reading How To Avoid Unavoidable Conversations During The Holidays