HOT TAKE ALERT!!!! This past week we have seen nothing but positive things about LeBron James opening up a school Continue reading Is LeBron Actually an Asshole for Opening up a School?
This is gonna come off sounding like I’m some sort of jealous poor person who can’t afford a boat, and Continue reading We Get It, You Own A Boat
It appears to be that time of the year again. You refresh twitter all day, put on Ken Rosenthal notifications Continue reading The MLB Trade Deadline: Biggest Cock Tease of the Year
I’ll preface this blog by saying that I am a diehard Yankees fan, but I can empathize with Met’s fans. Continue reading How do Mets Fans not Commit Seppuku?
Yesterday was the start of the most overrated week of the fucking year. There is nothing more fake hyped up Continue reading Fuck Shark Week
Remember when I said I wanted be frozen in a hyperbolic time chamber until the new Lego Movie comes out? Continue reading Inject Wreck-It-Ralph 2 into My Veins
It’s been only about a month since we got such a solid take by sports commentator Britt Mchenry. If you Continue reading Britt McHenry Brings up Such a Solid Point!!
What a day for trades in the sports world am I right. Unless you hate sports or live under a Continue reading Pop Tells Kawhi to Hold His Dick, and Machado goes to Paradise
If you have followed me on Twitter for any amount of time you know how big of a fan I Continue reading Freeze My Body Until Lego Movie 2 Comes Out
Since the beginning of humanity, or most likely since the creation of drugs and alcohol, humans have been inventing new Continue reading The Top 5 Most Psychotic Moves in Public Settings