SantaCon 2020 CANCELLED
This week, the North Pole laid some heavy news on us, this year’s SantaCon will be canceled. This not only comes as a great surprise, but the abruptness of the news being announced the WEEK the bar crawl was scheduled to partake has left alcoholic Santa’s around the world heartbroken.
This Saturday would have been NYC’s SantaCon, a shameful day where young adults congregate to Manhattan in hopes of getting obliterated in Santa suits and ruining every witnessing child’s innocence in the process.
SantaCon is not only a personal past time, but a staple day drink for fellow New Yorkers. Now, as many of you know, I am a tenured Santa impersonator, and if you know me in real life, you’ve probably heard me bitch about the holi-day-drink for the next 2-3 months, as I always end up spending all my money and hating myself. If not, you can refer to my previous blog on SantaCon by clicking here.
Anywho, back to the present.
After news of SantaCon 2020’s cancellation broke, a lot of people started to ask the question.. Has Covid gone too far?
Personally, Covid has taken many things from me.
- a Eurotrip
- Thanksgiving Eve.
- The opportunity to hit on uninterested women at the bar.
But this is where I draw the line.
The Holiday season is about spreading Christmas cheer, and getting so drunk in a Santa suit that you piss yourself and have to purchase a new one every year. Enough is enough. We need this vaccine OUT and in DISTRIBUTION by DECEMBER 5TH. If not, I have no choice but to view this as a declaration of war.
Bottom line, China is on the Naughty List. No doubt about it. They fucking ruined Christmas. They stole it like the Grinch and fucked us like Scrooge. Bah-hum-bug.