Why You’re a Fucking Idiot For Trusting The Knicks

Well what a crazy unfolding of events in the latter half of today was. If you haven’t heard by now, I’m sorry that I have to break this news to you on a blog that’s only going to get 30 views, but New York Knick’s legend, Kristaps Porzingis has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks. From being booed on draft night, to becoming a fan favorite and giving Knicks fans the tiniest glimmer of hope, our Latvian God is gone. I would be more disappointed, but I’m not a fucking idiot who trusts this organization.

If you’re still a big Knicks fan, you’re experiencing stockholm syndrome, you guys have fallen in love with your captors, WAKE UP! This team is fucking trash and is always going to be trash, and I’m so tired of people saying “don’t worry bro, we’re going to sign Durant and Kyrie over the summer.” Are you guys fucking dumb?!?!?! You think after all of the headassery this franchise has brought upon their players– that Kevin fucking Durant is just going to sign for five years to play with wanted Turkish criminal Enes Kanter and glorified Gumby Frank Ntilikina? Am I the only person that has any ounce of critical thought left? James Dolan is Ted Bundy (not as hot) and we’re all the innocent victims, there is no light at the end of this tunnel is what I’m saying.

The Knicks have $71 million for the summer, all that tells me is that James Dolan either has a terrible gambling debt to pay off, or that the Knicks are going to sign Draymond Green and the corpse of Joe Johnson to a max contract. Everyone says “It’s New York bro, who wouldn’t want to play here?!?!?” Yeah I don’t know? Maybe half the fucking league. Amare Stoudemire was the biggest free agent they have ever signed! And now I’m supposed think that they’re nabbing the top two free agents? I may have been born at night, but not last night. And yeah, maybe by some fucking miracle, the Knicks get the first pick in the draft and get Zion Williamson. If Zion is a Knick, I will take back anything bad I’ve said– until they inevitably fuck that up to.

The luckiest person in this whole situation is honestly KP. He’s a free from the reign of James Dolan. He gets to play with Luka Doncic and Dirk, and potentially be apart of the first Aryan race starting 5. While Doncic and KP are winning their 3rd title together, we’re all gonna be on twitter after Knox has a 30 point game in 2021 saying “damn, this might be game that gets him going.”

What I’m really trying to say is that this doesn’t matter, putting your happiness/trust in the Knicks is a waste of your time and energy. Appreciate the players on other teams that the Knicks probably won’t ever get because they’re an embarrassment to not only themselves, but also you, me, my future kids and their future kids.

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