Drinking is Trash pt.2

Just a PSA, this blog is about to be all over the place, and won’t have one coherent thought.

Hello again everybody, it is another terrible Sunday and I am fucking hungover as shit. I have once again come to the realization that drinking fucking sucks.  I have no idea how people can possibly become alcoholics,  I don’t know why we as a society look down on people who are alcoholics, they are some sort of super humans to be able to binge drink everyday.

What really set me over the edge again today was that I woke up at 5 A.M. and proceeded to throw up many times.  I haven’t thrown up from drinking in so god damn long, I forgot how terrible that feeling is.  It’s not fucking worth the amount of money and the feeling of being drunk.  Think about how much of a scam that is, I spent actual fucking money so I could wake up and throw up, and now my whole fucking day is pretty much done.  I didn’t even drink that much either, which is my biggest concern.  If my body is just going to start rejecting alcohol after not a long night of drinking now, just put a bullet in my fucking head.

Wanna know how my day is playing out so far, I woke up and watched all of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.  You know how long that fucking movie is? It’s three god damn hours.  Once you commit to watching a full Lord of the Rings movie, you know your day is going absolutely nowhere.  I have mentally checked out of life for the rest of the day, I need someone who practices witchcraft to help me resurrect John Wilkes Booth so he can fucking assassinate me.

Back to talking about drinking though, it fucking sucks.  I used to be able to go on five day benders, now I have to reserve days to drink and I have to make sure I have nothing to do the next day because I’ve turned into a huge soft boy, this is no way to live.  I drink a gallon of water everyday and a little more when I know I’m gonna be drinking that day, and that usually helps me avoid being hungover, but now that doesn’t even fucking work.  The one thing in life I thought I could turn to to help me has now turned its back on me, it’s not fair.

I’m just gonna abruptly end this blog here because I’m so hungover and nothing that I’m typing is an actual coherent thought and nothing is flowing.  So if you got through all of this and didn’t develop an extra chromosome, thank you.

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