Drinking is easily the worst thing that I do more than 5 times a week. It is single-handily the biggest reason why people do things like murder, cheat, and worst of all.. eat like shit right before bed. The only logical and effective thing we as a society can do to stop the awful tirade of booze, is to outlaw it, once and for all. There will be numerous benefits that will be seen almost immediately if we were to do this, some of which will include:
1.Increased work productivity.
2. Decreased levels of domestic violence, which by result might increase the rate of happy marriages.
3. A spike in Opiod addiction will surely occure, which will be good for Big Pharma, and in return the country’s overall economy.
4. Infidelity will reach an all time low. Nobody is cheating on their significant other sober. You have to be the biggest piece of shit alive to do that. In fact, it’s almost physically impossible to even convince someone to have sex with you unless your both wasted.
5. My overall will to live will slowly come back, hopefully.
Along with this, Jesus can finally be reintroduced back in the households of Americans, you might even call it his 2nd resurrection. If we simply replace every bar in this country with a church, think of the wonders that we as a species could achieve.