The first of my many weird takes and probably gonna be the least popular but im ALL IN on soggy cereal. I fucking love crushing mushy ass milk infused cereal every morning. After I make a bowl of cereal ill pop it back in the fridge for 10 minutes to really let the cereal absorb all that milk.
Its not just cereal either its all crunchy foods. I hate toast, pretzels, chips ahoy (the blue box not the red obviously), those shitty granola bars people eat to try to make them look like a healthy person, popcorn even bacon. Don’t get me wrong i’m a huge bacon guy but I need my bacon flopping around like Jack Haltons flaccid penis that he’s still yet to instagram.
And if I haven’t lost you yet i’m sure i will here with my top 5 best cereals, dont @ me.
- Fruity Pebbles
- Captn Crunch berries
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Cookie Crisp
Notable mentions: Reeses puffs, honey smacks, and frosted flakes.