Pros and Cons of Women’s Suffrage

Can you sense it? This dangerous territory I swim so confidently in.

Sorry Ma but you can’t stop me from speaking my mind. I’ve been waiting for the correct time and place to release my load on these creatures and send them back to the second-class citizens they always were. It is time for society to split again. Race, religion, and the economy all still separate this wonderful country into factions, yet we have slowly let slip the oppressive patriarchy we once took for granted. Many events shaped the Women’s Rights movement, but none was more diabolical than the push for Suffrage. Hold on, I’m just being told that this is definitely not the right time and 100% not the right place for this. Fuck you, I haven’t had straight sex since May so I got nothing to lose.
Not all is bad in the world of women’s suffrage. For example, David Bowie wrote a great song titled,” Suffragette City” on his album “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust.” That’s it. That’s the only good thing to come from women being legally permitted to vote.

Now I truly do love women, and the way they look in a beige sweater and tight jeans while walking thru an apple orchard on a crisp autumn’s morning. Holy shit I miss her. But that doesn’t mean that I am entrusting these buffoons with the right to make choices on their own! What happened to ordering for your girl at the restaurant? What happened to getting home from a long day at the steel mill and smelling that your wife burnt the meatloaf so you unload 28 years of repressed family issues on her face? Once we allowed women to have a say in the country’s affairs, we had to respect them. And that is ghastly. We botched it soooo bad; we had all the power and we gave away most of it for literally nothing in return. Girls barely eat ass anymore! If that doesn’t grab ya I don’t know what will.

Prohibition. Prohibition. Prohibition. Hoes used to say that into the mirror and pray it becomes real like Beetlejuice. Lol word lets give them the right to vote what could go wrong. BOOM 13 straight years of prohibition are you fucking kidding me. That’s like your girlfriend saying that if you leave the party early you can fuck her and her twin sister, only to get back to her place and find that its only her father there and he rapes you for 13 straight years!!! Men suck, trust me I know. But nothing is more embarrassing than the mistake we made to kick off the whoring 20’s. Will we ever learn from our own history?

-Still not clean Cal

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