Remember when I said I wanted be frozen in a hyperbolic time chamber until the new Lego Movie comes out? Well I forgot that Wreck-It-Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet comes out in October, so we have a change of plans. Wreck-It-Ralph is another all time classic movie that’s up there with Casablanca and The Godfather pt.II. This is a movie I have also spent at least $300 renting off of on-demand, and I regret absolutely nothing. To be honest, I’ll probably spend another $300 on it because it deserves it.
The first Wreck-It-Ralph was a near perfect movie, I can literally watch it every single day of my life if I had to. It’s pretty much Toy Story except in an arcade, how the fuck can you not like that. The way they creatively intertwine all the interactions between the arcade game characters inside and outside of their games is fucking genius. They draw you in with nostalgia, and keep you there with the story. Not to mention, it also has a great message like The Lego Movie, and has a crazy twist.
When I saw the trailer in theatre before The Incredibles 2, I was about to run through a fucking wall. The pure adrenaline pumping through my veins would have been enough to kill a horse. I cannot to wait see all the hi-jinx Ralph pulls inside the internet. They’re going to have to take me out on a stretcher by the end of the movie.
With all of that being said, I need to find a doctor to put me in a medically induced coma until the day before this movie comes out, because you’re out of your fucking mind if you don’t think I’m not going to the midnight premiere. So if you know any shady doctor willing to do the deed, hit me up via the twitter @chrisbenzola.