Freeze My Body Until Lego Movie 2 Comes Out

If you have followed me on Twitter for any amount of time you know how big of a fan I am of The Lego Movie.  I have spent no less than $300 renting this movie on demand when I’m fucking wasted.  The social commentary and anti capitalist message in this movie is fucking phoenominal.  To all the people that disagree with me about this can go fuck themselves.  Anytime I have someone sleep over after a long night of drinking I make sure to put this movie on and see their reaction.  I’m basically Hannibal Lector, but instead of eating you, I make you watch The Lego Movie.

As a big fan of animated movies with a message, I saw this movie in theatres and was absolutely fucking blown away.  The beginning 15 minutes might be the funniest sequence in the history of cinema,  and don’t even get me started on the banger song this movie produced.  Everything is Awesome has gotta be a top 5 catchiest song ever made.

This is why I need to freeze myself in a hyperbolic time chamber until Lego Movie 2 comes out in February.  I’m honestly not sure if I can wait six whole months, I might go insane.  I’ve watched the trailer at least 10 times already and my dopamine levels are higher than a girl after they get a “skinny minnie” comment on their Instagram picture.  There is no possible way I will rate this movie less than a 90.

If anybody knows a way to freeze myself in a time chamber please let me know ASAP!!!!!! Contact me via Twitter @chrisbenzola.

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