These Walruses are Fucked
Listen, I’d like to start this out by saying I feel bad for these walruses I really do. Any college Continue reading These Walruses are Fucked
DBQ Essays
Today, while I was procrastinating some very important assignments, I did what most people in their young 20s usually do Continue reading DBQ Essays
Dating in 2019. For Dummies
Since today is WCW I figure I would help out the community by giving my best tips and tricks for Continue reading Dating in 2019. For Dummies
GoT Takeaways: Ep. 1
On Sunday the 2 year wait for the return of Game of Thrones finally came to an end. Now, unless Continue reading GoT Takeaways: Ep. 1
The Secret Nazi Party! of LI
The internet can take you to some pretty dark places, so dark in fact, that you may see something you Continue reading The Secret Nazi Party! of LI
On God, This Is The World’s Worst Twitter Thread
Being a Twitter vet, I’ve seen some terrible things retweeted onto my timeline; i.e., murder, gay sex, relationship quotes, people Continue reading On God, This Is The World’s Worst Twitter Thread
Was Having To Write In Cursive The World’s Biggest Scam?
If you read this title and immediately started getting flashbacks to being tied up and tortured by Viet Cong, then Continue reading Was Having To Write In Cursive The World’s Biggest Scam?
Top 5 Signs That You’re From Long Island
Disclaimer: this list is definitive and not opinionated. Hello again friends and enemies, today’s top 5 list comes with a Continue reading Top 5 Signs That You’re From Long Island
Is New Jersey the Best State?
Let’s face it, New Jersey has always been the “Red-headed Step child” of the Tri-State area. Similar to a Red-head, Continue reading Is New Jersey the Best State?
Tinder: But For People Who Want To Get Murdered
In today’s social climate, it can be hard to find somebody to outright murder you, but what if I told Continue reading Tinder: But For People Who Want To Get Murdered